if i ever died all you would have to do is play this video and i would come back to life
acting cool around ur crush
If you ever grab someone’s computer and take a hilarious photobooth picture when they’re not watching, you might want to assume that they will, in the end, put it on Tumblr.
yes, very good.
I can confirm this is true:
"I have a special needs brother who just moved out of the house today. It’s the first time I’ve really been alone. And to be honest, I can’t say whether I’m sad or relieved."
Oh my goodness I know this nugget. This is so brave and honest and beautiful.
lemme see if it was any good
no delete it i look dumb
you can’t be hot and just expect me to act normal
I should NOT be laughing that hard.
I’m always OK until I read the Slytherin one and then I start laughing.
"I can’t even begin to understand women" well generally I start by treating them like individual human beings rather than a collective consciousness and then go from there