christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

My laptop is fucked so I’m mobile blogging for the time being feel sorry for me

me n my turtle boyfriend

  • me: wow ur so hard
  • him: that me shell

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

myvoiceisjustawhisper:

A vintage view of the world.

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

(Source: underdosing)

notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

green-tea-rex:

It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

unicornholio:

YEAH DUDE I’M GONNA PWN SOME N00BS IN A HARDCORE GAME OF WIKIPEDIA

(Source: notunicornholio)

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno